25 Whoop, Whoop

We just wrapped up a very exciting birthday weekend. It was full of shock and surprises galore.

1. We discovered the Japanese like to drink their red wine chilled. We disagree whole heartedly. One should never get a brain freeze from Cabernet.

2. A man somersaulted down an escalator. Head over heels, head over heels, and again head over heels. Shockingly, when he reached the bottom, he simply picked up his briefcase and went on his merry way.

3. Jill was asked to model by two different university students. Having no desire to ever work for free again, the offers were declined.

4. JAKE HAD HIS FIRST DAY AT WORK! After four months, Jake is now officially on a payroll.**

** Five total days of work during February and March

5. Jill was mistaken for a high school exchange student.

6. We too watched the New York Giants slay the mighty Pats. We watched the game on delayed video tape. However, during the third quarter, the sound went out. The Shooters Bar management staff quickly deployed their crisis prevention department. Everyone in the bar was treated to a free beer or shot of jagermeister for the inconvenience. Instead of a half-time show, we got to see an old 60 minutes segment from Bill Clinton's presidency. Tom Petty was playing one moment, then the TV cut away to an interview with Hillary Clinton. If that's not propagandist than I don't know what is...



Jill's Birthday Dinner at Kappa.




Mmm. We love Mister Donut.



Katy and Katie joined us on round two of birthday celebrating....dessert at Outback!

Inappropriate?

Check out what little Sakuya's shirt says...

Free Internet Blues

Hello All,

We've been without Internet off and on for the last few weeks. We know this has deeply pained each and every one of you who religiously check our blog. How can life go on when we are not posting? It simply cannot.

We are currently in the process of actually setting up and, gasp, paying for our own Internet. We hope that once this happens, our Internet will work on a regular basis and Jake will not have to miss out on his favorite pastime- espn.com

Sadly, we do not have much to report. We've turned into semi-hermits, and have watched maybe a few too many HBO series. Jake's new favorite is about a serial killer. It gives me nightmares. I check the locks on our doors even more than before. Paranoid? Maybe just a little.

In other news...

**It is bitterly cold here. This makes all four of my twenty minute walks a really fun time, and keeps Jake trapped in our cell. We have not changed out of our long underwear in weeks.

**Last weekend, we saw a larger Japanese man dressed as a woman. I caught Jake staring a few too many times. I think he was pondering whether or not he could pull off the teal colored pea coat as well as this man did.


We hope all is well!

Long Teacher Holidays

Hello, everyone!

We've just completed our three week Christmas holiday here in Japan. Thanks to everyone who sent out peanut butter, and teriyaki sauce, and University of Oregon pajama pants.

Jill and I brought in the new year at a closet-sized bar while listening to deafening techno beats. Apparently I felt compelled to put on my jeri-curl wig. It is a strong tradition here to take in the sunrise on New Year's day, however Jill and I took in the sunrise with our eyelids shut, in our beds.

We also were able to travel to the hot tourist destinations of Nara and Kyoto. Jill and I saw many amazing temples, including the prize-winning 2000 ton Bronze and Gold Buddha statue in Nara. In Nara, there are thousands of people friendly deer. The deer is a sacred animal here, so I felt it necessary to take a cheesy posed picture with one old deer who was more than likely immobile and tired of idiots like me.

There were enough Japanese tourists that Jill and I could have walked upon their heads and never slipped through any cracks. Despite the tourists, there were many peaceful moments, and we felt relieved to be out of the city atmosphere.

One sidenote. The man wearing pink, who is posed to kiss me is a heterosexual despite the evidence against. He was told to pose like that by someone for some unknown reason.

Jake=Sinus Infection, Jill=Tone Deaf

Blogger wouldn't let us upload our Christmas video, so you'll have to go to the link below. You might want to turn the volume down on your computer...

We hope everyone had a wonderful Christmas!

Sorry, but you'll have to copy and paste the website into your browser. We know you're lazy, but how often do you get to hear our amazing musical talent?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APwWyO4fXIM

Excess Seratonin at the Happy Terrace

Hello!

We officially have some travel stories, now that my wife has collected "OUR" first paycheck. I had to work quite hard for that money over the last month and a half, often taking strenuous "city walks" for hours upon end, waiting for her to bring home the next children's virus for us to share. In fact, I made a fake "announcement" at a dinner with some of our ex-Nova friends. I said, "Jill and I have finally gotten a paycheck after three and half months." Dave, our Australian friend, said, "Thanks, I'm still waiting for a paycheck." Bankruptcy tension at a meal table can be the best kind. Luckily, I think he was joking; who knows with his British Empire humor.

Anyway, Jill and I shelled out 115 American dollars to secure what's called a "Seshun 18 Pass." Essentially, we get unlimited travel for five non-consecutive days during the Holiday season. However, I forgot the name of the ticket when we approached the travel agent, so I said, "eighteen kippu, eighteen kippu, eighteen kippu, eighteen kippu." That means 18 ticket, and luckily, after four bombardments, he figured out my horrifyingly inane Japlish (Japanese English). To bring an analogy to the table, if I were Mexican and living in America, it would be like me saying, "las potatoes fritas, las potatoes fritas, las potatoes fritas," until the worker figured out I wanted French Fries with that.

We chose to travel to Kyoto, the many storied-land of ancient rebuilt and fee-driven temples. Everyone says, that if you can only go to two places in Japan, you must go to Kyoto and Tokyo. To be honest, we were quite disappointed through 3/5 of the day. We'd gone to two temples, the first of which had a once-monthly street fair. However, anyone who knows a good Japanese crowd knows that thirty million people come crawling out of cracks in the ground when there's junk being sold at booths. Jill and I were simply trying to view the temple, but instead we found ourselves pelvis to face (see photo) with millions of Japanese people. I don't kid when I say that it was like rush hour on the 105 in Los Angeles. Babies crawl faster etc, etc.

Finally, however, we hopped a train out to a fabulous temple at the base of a mountain. This particular temples' main attraction is a walk through bamboo forest, ponds, and a garden. Even though it was winter, and much of the garden was in recession, it was very much worth the effort. We were surrounded on all sides by buildings of ancient architecture, and it wasn't hard to picture myself in ancient Japan. It was peaceful, and a delicious ending to our Kyoto trip.

Here Comes Santa Claus

Sorry, we've been really bad about posting lately. Jake and I have both been sick with every cold virus imaginable.

A lot of people have been asking about my new job. To put it simply, I love it. I'm teaching a class of 1-3 year olds all of whom keep me very busy all day. Most of my kids are incredible, but I do have one child who makes me question if I'll ever want a child of my own. He's the one hopping around in the viedo. For the past week or two, we have been practicing for our Christmas performance. We're singing Santa Claus is Coming to Town, and I think it's about the cutest thing I've ever seen. The video is of 6 of my kids (4 were absent) singing their hearts out. Our real performance will be complete with Santa hats and belts. Enjoy!