Hello, everyone.
Here are a couple captions for the pictures above. I'll let you match the caption with the picture:
Caption: Jill sits next to our as yet unplugged TV in our living room (which is actually our bedroom).
Caption: Jake demonstrates that his height is actually three inches taller than most Japanese doorways.
Caption: America exerts its global influence by implementing Starbucks. Corporate goal? Get those stolid Japanese folk drunk on stimulants and addicted to liquid personality.
Caption: Jake demonstrates a dinner roll infused with cheesy-butter, a product similar to an Oscar Meier cheesedog. However, the processed chesse tastes more like lard and powdered cheese mixed imperfectly by indifferent hands.
Caption: Jill demonstrates the "floor futon" style of Japanese mattress. Anyone visiting us must ensure that they bring their own inflatable mattress, which actually will instill a bit of jealousy in us.