Hello, everyone.
Here are a couple captions for the pictures above. I'll let you match the caption with the picture:
Caption: Jill sits next to our as yet unplugged TV in our living room (which is actually our bedroom).
Caption: Jake demonstrates that his height is actually three inches taller than most Japanese doorways.
Caption: America exerts its global influence by implementing Starbucks. Corporate goal? Get those stolid Japanese folk drunk on stimulants and addicted to liquid personality.
Caption: Jake demonstrates a dinner roll infused with cheesy-butter, a product similar to an Oscar Meier cheesedog. However, the processed chesse tastes more like lard and powdered cheese mixed imperfectly by indifferent hands.
Caption: Jill demonstrates the "floor futon" style of Japanese mattress. Anyone visiting us must ensure that they bring their own inflatable mattress, which actually will instill a bit of jealousy in us.
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That cheesy roll is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen. Maybe that's because I've just had 15 cookies and am feeling a little queasy. Hmmm....
send some of that cheesy yumminess to me. Maybe a trade can be arranged, cheesy nast rolls for something american and nasty...SPAM? Cheese in a can? Pork rinds?
Wow, that looks inviting. We'll probably bring a suit case of food with us so we can survive. Don't know what you're going to eat. =(
Daddyo
It's good to see that the highly important gooey fat food group transcends cultural barriers.
That last comment was me btw.
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